I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
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i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
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Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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