she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
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This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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