btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
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a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
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Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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