then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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