he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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