hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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