This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
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the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
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Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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