jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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