Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
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She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
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PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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