I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
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Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
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Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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