Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
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Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid