just tell him i said nine months
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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