he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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