So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
