Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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