At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
This is my gift to your gina
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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