So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
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I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging