Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
