I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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