Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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