sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
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Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
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Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
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Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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