How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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