OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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