ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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