And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Its about making memories worth repressing
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
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47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
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Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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