I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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