I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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