She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
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When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
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I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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