I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Randomize
