Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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