That's when you crack a 10am beer
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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