Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
So vagazzling was a success
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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