ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
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Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
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Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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