do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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