im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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