Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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