yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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