Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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