remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
