I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
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Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
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He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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