You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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