Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
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He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
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I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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