If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
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Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
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Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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