I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
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So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
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Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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