so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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