It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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