How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
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He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
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I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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