You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
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Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
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I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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