Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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