It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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