i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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