why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
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Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
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A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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