I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
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I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
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Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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