Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Dick very happy bro
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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