he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
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I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
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We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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